Mourinho vs. Mourinho

Mourinho is his own worst enemy. He went off the reservation with his latest and greatest adventure. He made the serious and irreparable mistake of forgetting that Real Madrid is not Porto. Nor is it Chelsea. Nor Inter. There is no comparison, not in terms of history or honours. Or glory. Or titles. And not in the importance of the emblem or the shirt. Or the dressing room. Or the fans.
He even defies himself when he says that no-one may laugh at him. How dare they! Not the press. Nor Casillas, even if he is the Real Madrid and Spain captain, and a European and world champion. Not Ramos either. And certainly not Cristiano Ronaldo, even if on merit, goals and because he is one of the two best players in the world, he should shine brighter than anyone at Real Madrid. Not the referees, of course. Nor the other managers. Not UEFA, nor FIFA, not even Unicef.
He is Mourinho. The special one
How could anyone expect him to attend the FIFA Ballon D'Or Awards and sit next to a bum like Del Bosque, who only works for one month of the year. What a complete outrage! It is just pure coincidence that Del Bosque won Real's last two Champions Leagues, two league titles, the Spanish and European Super Cups and the Intercontinental Cup, all in the space of just four years with a much more unbalanced team than the current one.
What is all this nonsense about the Spain team ruling the world after astonishing Spaniards and foreigners alike (except for Mourinho, of course) with three consecutive triumphs which no other international side has ever achieved? Just two European Championships with a World Cup in between? - Child's play!